Friday, October 24, 2008

Hotties of the Phoenix Coyotes

It has come time to do another installation of...the hottie report! This week's team of choice is the Phoenix Coyotes.

I am going to start out with one of my personal favorites, Peter Mueller. This 20 year old from Bloomington, Minnesota already has 3 goals in 6 games this season, and ended last season with 54 points.


Now, I will move on to Kyle Turris. The New Westminster, BC native was drafted 3rd overall in last year's draft, and has 4 points for the Coyotes this season. Did I mention that he's only 19?


For the grand finale, we have Shane Doan! He has slightly more experience than the guys above, and has played for the Coyotes since the '96-'97 season. He has racked up a total of 554 total career points, and is on track for many more.


There ya go...the hotties of the Phoenix Coyotes. Lovely, aren't they?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Hotties of the Tampa Bay Lightning

Hey everybody! Long time no blog. So I'm gonna lighten things up a bit around here. I am now officially "the resident hottie monitor."
Today's topic of discussion will go along with Rhys' Calder post about Steven Stamkos.
Now, Steven is cute and all, but he simply must share the spotlight - for the sake of this post - with the other hotties of the Lightning.

Let's start with Vinny Lecavalier...'cause let's face it, you just can't ignore him and his epic hotness. The 28-year old scored 40 goals last year, contributing to his 92 point season.



Next up, I must include Vinny's buddy, Marty St. Louis. The Quebec Native will be playing in his 10th NHL season. 8 of those years have been played with the Lightning, while his rookie and sophomore years were played in Calgary (booo).




Now, I present to you...Steven Stamkos! This 18 year old from Markham, Ontario, was drafted by the Lightning in this year's draft (as if you didn't know that already). He's the hottest thing to happen to the Bolts since Vinny and Marty. Don't deny it, you want to be the woman in this picture.






Now, one last surprise!
JOE! I just had to celebrate the fact that he signed for another year.

I hope you enjoyed this eye candy! Have no fear, there's definitely more to come.

I Eat My Words

In my list of players I expect to retire, I said I figured Stephane Yelle would retire. I am corrected as he signs a deal with Boston. Good luck Steph, you've always been a favourite of mine.